"I'm Majoring in Recess."

In the 3rd grade I was behind on my Accelerated Reader Points because I am dyslexic so my teachers made me read books during recess. Since those days I have somehow made it to college and I decided to major is Recreation and Leisure Services aka Recess to make up for the abuse I suffered at the hands of Mrs. Jackson. Mrs. Jackson if you're reading this, this what happens when you take a way recess. You make kids throw away their lives and major in Rec. Mrs. Jackson, you can't steal my joy anymore.