Steve.

One time, me and my friend Burp wanted to be friends with Steve so we texted him this: "Hey Steve! It’s me! AC! Me & Burp would like to request to be your friend sometime. So we should do what friends do, for instance, share a meal and some friendly conversation, or do an activity of some sort. Or not... Just let us know if you can pencil us in! We just think you’re rad." Then we shared a meal at Penland. And talked a lot about how much sex is in Marley & Me.