Sharon

One time in seventh grade, I was on a volleyball team with a girl named Sharon. One time I patted her on the back and she told me not to touch her. Then when the game was over we got into a huddle and in that huddle Sharon said "Man, I really don't feel supported by this team I see y'all patting each other's backs and I just wish someone would pat me on the back." 

Well frick you Sharon. What do you want from us? Back pats? No back pats??? I am getting mixed messages. Sharon, if you're out there, could you clear this up? Thanks Sharon. Much appreciated.

Frick Sharon.